Fucker Bitch

arghhhh. as usual i have to blog about my tuesdays' Larder class.

this time, imagine yourself shitting halfway and suddenly you fell into the toilet bowl with fresh shit in it. haha. embarrassing right? okay thats how i felt. the story was, i was doing the brown sauce thingie and somehow i stirred it correctly and the result was pretty nice. the F.U.B actually complimented me! though she didnt see who it was. oh well. kena puji for ONCE. hohoho. my moment of glory didnt last long. SADLY

after transfering my brown sauce into a bigger pot, i had to wash my bowls and saucepan. as i was washing the saucepan after the bowls, she interrupted : "eh boy u wash here ahh, tomorrow also cannot finish i tell you.. (bla bla bla)" okay la in my heart i was wtv-ing her.. so i wiped it and put the stuffs back. SUDDENLY, she shouted : "i have been receiving lots of complaints ahh, that the saucepans aren't washed cleanly. show me your saucepan after washing it.!" i was pretty confident that my saucepan was squeeky clean so i passed it to her. to my HORROR, there was this patch of brown thingie still there. what happened next? DOH she sounded me. haha. she even put the pot soo damn near to my face and said something like i am embarrassing myself. indeed i was! malu siod.

it wasn't fully MY FAULT as there weren't any USEABLE sponge or scrubber AND washing liquid in that kitchen. i had to use my hands k?? argh. okay so she ordered that boot licker to take some scrubber from Esther or wtv her name is. i was given a brand new scrubber sponge to "redeem my mistake". being blur as usual, i just used the yellow part( the sponge) instead of the green part( the scrubber). so.... kena marah AGAIN la! ish... tekanan siod...

as she was marah-ing me, i remember she said something that hit me. "don't you do washing at home??" i sheepishly shock my head side to sides as a sign of NO. she replied by saying how am i going to cook.! i just kept quiet jer.. sakit hati..!!!

here is what i wanted to tell her in my heart (but i was too afraid la as usual) :

"IS IT A CRIME NOT KNOWING HOW TO WASH THE DISHES? COME ON OKAY, I HAVE TWO MAIDS TO DO IT FOR ME. I AM HERE TO LEARN. YOU ARE HERE TO TEACH ME. BUT APPARENTLY YOU ARE NOT DOING YOUR JOB WELL."

pissed.

P.I.C.T.U.R.E.S

okay who the hell wants to read freaking long blogs? hell no for me.! (though i do crap until quite long sometimes)..haha. but i'd rather be kehpochi and look at other people's pictures instead. HEHE. so here goes... my picture stories...


during chinese new year. talking to my grandma over the phone in singapore. haha. weird.



it was so sunny in the room at night




trying to do a hot pose. not bad wat.. haha




in the family house in penang island. comfort makes me zzZ



i was bored in the esprit fitting room. thats my mom's butt. haha












on the way to penang island. my beloved hometown. i look like a bosS. hehe. i wish.

now u see it, now you dont

okay so today when i woke up, i dont know why i just felt like going out. maybe its because i've been out straight for the past few days. i decided to go to ou with my fren shu yi.!

regarding my title for this blog, here is how i spent my money:

i "korek-ed" RM100.00 from my mom's bag. intially, i took RM50.00 but i saw that there were soooo many of it!! so i took 2 pieces of RM50.00. HEHE. like as if she is gonna know the difference right??? hahaha. oh ya i wasnt stealing. i asked my mom first okie? when i was on the way down the stairs she asked me how much i took and i said a hundred. so thats not stealing okie?


1. RM11.00 for seafood tempura and XXL Chicken

2. RM13.00 for accessories from Padini

3. RM20.00 for a meal in Char Chan Theng or wtv. oh ya remember not to eat at this place anymore coz my fren told me once, his meal came with hair and his friend's meal had burnt newspaper in it. GROSS

4.Rm3.00 for a game of pool

5. Rm4.00 for a Nestle Strawberry Youghurt Drink and a bottle of Sunist Orange Juice

6. Shu Yi borrowed RM35.00 for her kasut and a hair brush

7. Rm4.00 for 2 cans of Shandy

8. Rm10.00 for my Dove conditioner

so thats like a hunded.. i think.. my math sucks okay? XD

anyways after all the lepak-ing shu yi and i went back to visit lai yeng again in My Little Intellect- Shu Yi's aunt's shop. there, we BURPEDDD.....and i managed to burp lai yeng's name.. wahahaha.

P.I.E.R.C.I.N.G

after sooooo many years of wanting to do it, AT LAST, i had the courage to get it done thanks to someone. i think it looks kinda nice though. it brings a little life to my face since i look pretty dull and sickly sometimes. LOL got it done in sunway pyramid on the 1st of May 2007- a very memorable day for me indeed. it'll live in my memory forever. hmmmm.. the piercing also gave me a small ego boost. hahahaha




what my family said:

Bro: u serious?? not nice.. nice.. i dont know

Sis 1: YUCK so ugly... eeek....!

Sis 2 : YER.........

Mom: lu see ta bor asi zha bor?? ( are u a boy or a girl??)

Dad: you say nice then nice la. abit gay. hahahaha

Aunt: wahh! u better make sure you pierce the correct side. later attract wrong gender. LOL

Shu Yi and Lai Yeng : nice. they said cute also i think. HEHE


-RYaN-